Your parents think that they've got secret places to hide stuff in the house, but really you know where almost everything is right now, amirite?

+219 Your parents think that they've got secret places to hide stuff in the house, but really you know where almost everything is right now, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Unless there's somewhere that stuff is hidden that we haven't found yet. Then we won't know that we didn't find everything, because we obviously don't know it exists.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Like the secret phone my dad used to sext his mistress.

by Anonymous 11 years ago