Silly you. Everyone knows girls don't poop.
She's giving you anal
It's actually not uncommon to poop a bit during anal, what with the bowels loosening and everything getting shook up.
If you're planning to drive down the Hershey highway, it's one of the risks you should be aware of beforehand.
Hershey highway is an awesome way to put it.
Maybe if she did it on purpose.
Not sure why we're talking hypotheticals though.
It would just be 2 long weeks of awkwardness.
If you are grossed out by poop, why would you want to put your dick in it in the first place?
Silly you. Everyone knows girls don't poop.
She's giving you anal
It's actually not uncommon to poop a bit during anal, what with the bowels loosening and everything getting shook up.
If you're planning to drive down the Hershey highway, it's one of the risks you should be aware of beforehand.
Maybe if she did it on purpose.
Not sure why we're talking hypotheticals though.
It would just be 2 long weeks of awkwardness.
If you are grossed out by poop, why would you want to put your dick in it in the first place?