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Also about stop breathing+460If you think about it, basically all the air you breathe has been someone else's fart. And all the water you drink has been someone else's piss. But you're not going to stop breathing and drinking just because I said that, amirite?
Also about stop breathing+802Kristen Stewert has to stop breathing so heavy and stop blinking so much so i can focus on the movie, amirite?
Also by Gambiteer+150If Spiderman's ability to sense danger wasn't always accurate, it could put him in some embarrassing situations. Like if he's just walking in town when all of a sudden he jumps up to do a double back flip while yelling "My spidey sense is tingling!", everyone around would be like, "Wtf Spiderman, just because we're not superheroes doesn't mean you have to rub it in all the time," and, "dude are you high?" His natural awkwardness when he's not fighting crime would make it even worse, amirite?
Also about terms, life, and incredibly+623Life isn't actually short in terms of amount of time alive. It's just that we're expected to figure out in the first 20% how to spend the rest 80%. The only time we actually get to enjoy life purely for the enjoyment of life is during those 5-6 years before starting school. We're rushed through everything so much that the amount of time we spend actually "living" life is incredibly short, amirite?
Also by Gambiteer+335You don't like to eat snails. You prefer fast food, amirite?
Also about stop breathing+150As many times as Helga punched that nerd kid in the face, you'd think he would stop breathing heavily behind her and stop trying to give her that ring, amirite?
Also by Gambiteer+23Another definition of "rape" is a mustard plant. Who the hell decided to name it that?!? The situation where they named it must've been a little ridiculous. "Alright guys, we have a plant from the mustard family, any ideas on what to call it?" "hmm...how about rape?" "The word most people associate with forcing another person to have sex with you? Perfect!", amirite?
Also about thinking and breathing+516You want to know how you breathe normally, but once you think about your breathing you start breathing funny. You can't stop thinking about your breathing and try to concentrate on something else, you find it very difficult and end up thinking about your blinking. Then you want to stop thinking about THAT and you think about itchiness and you start itching all over and it literally NEVER STOPS,... amirite?