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You know your drug deal has gone horribly wrong when you ask your dealer for a gram of coke, and he says 'Is Pepsi ok?', amirite?

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A gram? Pssh. I want a 42oz cup. YOLO

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +62Reply

You know a fast food purchase has gone horribly wrong when you ask the cashier for a Coke and he says, "Is Pepsi okay?"

Or if you ask for some crack and he sets you down on a chair slowly and lowers his trousers even slower.

Skr3wBalls avatar Skr3wBall Yeah You Are +34Reply

And you know it's a whole new level of wrong when they don't even offer you the Pepsi, but an RC cola.

SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +23Reply

Then it's time to stop dealing on the playground and move onto the streets like a real man.

Now why did this one have to be anonymous ! .... I hate it when the witty ones stay hidden

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Do we consume the same Coke? Mine always says "12 fluid ounces" on the can.

@1722860

Montana how can you say how coke is measured everywhere? Maybe that's just how they do it in canada.

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