You know you use sarcasm too often when you offer someone a genuine compliment and they think you're insulting them, amirite?

I actually insult people, and people usually think I'm being sarcastic. Most of the time though, I'm not. I don't trust people who do not understand my sarcasm

It's even worst when you tell your mom she looks nice and she stares at you suspiciously until you have to say your being serious.