A tracker jacker sounds like something that will hunt you down and force you to masturbate repeatedly, amirite?

+148 A tracker jacker sounds like something that will hunt you down and force you to masturbate repeatedly, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I imagined them being something from a Cracker Jacks box for a split second while reading the book.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Seems more reasonable than what I said.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or a hunter who's constantly masturbating when looking for an animal

by Anonymous 11 years ago