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It would be convenient if there was a machine that sucks out the faeces from your rectum at night, amirite?

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shadowmario580s avatar shadowmario580 Yeah You Are +23Reply

I'd rather just poop. That just sounds scary/painful.

@Frank_n_Furter I'd rather just poop. That just sounds scary/painful.

Pooping is one of my favourite activities anyway, but it would save so much time in the morning.

Hullabaloos avatar Hullabaloo Yeah You Are +3Reply

Can you imagine what would happen if a machine like that malfunctioned?

I thought that said faces and I was "WHAT?"

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +2Reply

I'd like a machine that fingers me in my sleep, that would be awesome!!

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