+100 It would be convenient if there was a machine that sucks out the faeces from your rectum at night, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd rather just poop. That just sounds scary/painful.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pooping is one of my favourite activities anyway, but it would save so much time in the morning.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dafuq did I just read

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can you imagine what would happen if a machine like that malfunctioned?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought that said faces and I was "WHAT?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd like a machine that fingers me in my sleep, that would be awesome!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago