You wonder why everybody denies masturbating when they're caught doing it. Instead, we should try to justify the act of masturbating. amirite?

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"Oh hey mom i was just really bored and had this huge erection that wouldnt go away and you know i dont have a girlfriend so i just decided to rub one out. By the way we are all out of tissues.

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