You wonder why everybody denies masturbating when they're caught doing it. Instead, we should try to justify the act of masturbating. amirite?

+85 You wonder why everybody denies masturbating when they're caught doing it. Instead, we should try to justify the act of masturbating. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"Oh hey mom i was just really bored and had this huge erection that wouldnt go away and you know i dont have a girlfriend so i just decided to rub one out. By the way we are all out of tissues.

by Anonymous 11 years ago