So if we imagine women to be fish and guys to be the fishermen, then we can get the following scenarios;
The lonely guy who, as you say, is left holding his rod while there are not fish going for his bait.
The creepy "Captain Ahab" like guy who stalks one fish for days on end and will hook it no matter what the eventual cost will be.
The happy fisher who goes home with his fish at the end of the day and is happy with life.
The guy who does this for fun, or one of the supposed assholes, who will catch a fish and then release it before catching a new one.
Oh and lest we forget the fishing crew who go out after one fish and rape it mercilessly.
I mean catch it.
My life in a nutshell
I did not see this one cumming
It's only temporally
You made me chuckle, if you know what i mean.
I see what you did there.
Psh, like this will ever become POTD.
And yeah, ikr?
In my two years on amirite, I've never seen a turnip posted before. Is that something I should have seen?
if you read the PotD comments everyday, ya
I usually get bored after the first ~15 then scroll down to the very bottom and read the last one.
And on another note, I doubt the majority of users read all the comments on all POTDs.
I feel this is related enough...
I fish. Does this mean that I'm a lesbian or that I have a penis?
@KirstenAnn: I fish as a hobby, and own hundreds of dollars in equipment.
if you don't have any 2's, even a girl has to Go Fish :P
I thought drinking alcohol with a fishing pole by a body of water was legit fishing.
Like, legit fishing or "hey lets get some wine and chill by this body of water with fishing poles and act cool"?
Haha you poor piece of shit.
That is quite a catch. Salt or fresh water? I'm strictly salt water :3
It's a decent sized Northern Pike from Central Ontario. I caught it last year in Mategami Lake.
Can't say I've ever heard of a girl who fishes >_>
The key is the bait, you gotta know just how to lure 'em in
KirstenAnn: Is it all of the above, or just pick like five of them?
It sounds like you're looking for a completely flawless guy. If you are, you might wanna check if you even deserve one.
Alright, it's just because I know a lot of girls who are far from perfect but think they deserve perfect guys (and vice-verca for guys too, though not as often) and it irritates me. I'm glad you're not one of them.
Well if you get some bait...
lol i should of said this to my ex
Who needs fish when you have cats? :D
want some rhyme? limerick time!
My cat scares all the fish away
and even eats them if they stay
but I don't mind
he's one of a kind
and who needs fish anyway?
My cats scare all the fish away and eat them if they stay.