+217 Newspaper is useful for a whole lot more than just getting the news, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Paper hats, paper boats, swatting flies/spiders/other creepy bugs, use it as a spying gadget (two holes in it), use it as a blanket, use it as an emergency umbrella, emergency toiletpaper, great toys for cats, hitting annoying people with it (though that might come under swatting creepy bugs) And the list goes on!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

We use the funnies for gift wrap haha

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's great to have sex on

by Anonymous 11 years ago