It would suck if one day your cat learned to talk and asked you for all the dead mice it's been giving you to deposit in its savings account, amirite?

More like when he starts to blackmail me with all the weird shit he's seen me do.

Damn this entire homepage I just read is about half you.

Up till the cat learned to talk, you felt homefree, never to worry that the cat would find out what you've done with them - well guess what, lol

I once thought it would be cool if my dog could talk. Then I realized the only thing he'd say is: Throw the ball, Throw the ball, Throw the ball, Throw the ball, Throw the ball. Throw it again, throw it again throw it again.

I thought Deadmau5