What's more likely is that God is withholding the unicorns from entering this heavenly Earth because we openly embrace the sinful and destructive nature of homosexuals; how we allow godless heathens to freely roam this God-given land with their awkward lisps and tight-fitting clothing.
I blame the gay community for insecurity among rhinos!
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I have a shirt with that picture on it.
That picture is absurd! Rhinos have horrible eyesight.
THAT'S why there are so many unicorns in Canada.
Brilliant.
If I was the president, we would all be petting unicorns like yesterday.
And if vermin supreme was president, we would all be petting our government issues ponies!
It would be pretty great for someone to realize they were gay because they were walking along and saw a unicorn.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEGALIZE IT ALREADY.
Unicorns aren't real so gays aren't real. Idiot.
Aww but why don't those of us that support gay marriage get to see/pet them =(
I will gladly accept that as a substitute.
But I can see them...huh, learn something new about yourself every day.
No fair. Gay marriages have been legal since 2006, why aren't there unicorns freely frolicking in South Africa?
And here I was thinking they were just poached to extinction. Cuz, you know, it's Africa.
Because there's too much "corrective rape" performed on lesbians by homophobes and the unicorns don't like that.
This post has everything amiriters want. Gay people, unicorns, and harry potter.
Doesn't matter, I'm already a brony
so that picture me Neil Patrick Harris is real? badass.
Unicorns are real like Will is an astronaut.
Why would ANYONE want to pet a unicorn after the "keepers" have played leap frog with them?
It's illegal in PA, yet I have one sitting in my backyard. Care to explain?
i am gay.
Its not that Unicorns don't exist. Of course they exist. But you can only see them if you're gay. So......
Us gays aren't going to let straight people find them and pet them until we can legally get married every where.
gay marriage is stupid. bring da hate
What's more likely is that God is withholding the unicorns from entering this heavenly Earth because we openly embrace the sinful and destructive nature of homosexuals; how we allow godless heathens to freely roam this God-given land with their awkward lisps and tight-fitting clothing.
They're actually Thestrals for the high/hippie communities.
As a member of both I can tell you that this comment is false.
Haha did anyone else think unicorn was a euphanism?