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Unicorns are real. They're like thestral's but for the gay community. And we won't let you pet one until we can get married, amirite?

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I blame the gay community for insecurity among rhinos!
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runnerdudes avatar runnerdude Yeah You Are +40Reply

THAT'S why there are so many unicorns in Canada.

Brilliant.

Sinners avatar Sinner Yeah You Are +25Reply

If I was the president, we would all be petting unicorns like yesterday.

Lamb_of_Gods avatar Lamb_of_God Yeah You Are +18Reply
@Lamb_of_God If I was the president, we would all be petting unicorns like yesterday.

And if vermin supreme was president, we would all be petting our government issues ponies!

It would be pretty great for someone to realize they were gay because they were walking along and saw a unicorn.

Statefarms avatar Statefarm Yeah You Are +17Reply

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEGALIZE IT ALREADY.

Unicorns aren't real so gays aren't real. Idiot.

Anonymous +14Reply

Aww but why don't those of us that support gay marriage get to see/pet them =(

ScottyDs avatar ScottyD Yeah You Are +9Reply

But I can see them...huh, learn something new about yourself every day.

No fair. Gay marriages have been legal since 2006, why aren't there unicorns freely frolicking in South Africa?

@Deathelf No fair. Gay marriages have been legal since 2006, why aren't there unicorns freely frolicking in South Africa?

Because there's too much "corrective rape" performed on lesbians by homophobes and the unicorns don't like that.

tyreeshajoness avatar tyreeshajones Yeah You Are +2Reply

This post has everything amiriters want. Gay people, unicorns, and harry potter.

yay_im_wrongs avatar yay_im_wrong Yeah You Are +5Reply

Doesn't matter, I'm already a brony cool smilie

Anonymous +2Reply

so that picture me Neil Patrick Harris is real? badass.

Unicorns are real like Will is an astronaut.

Why would ANYONE want to pet a unicorn after the "keepers" have played leap frog with them?

Mougls avatar Mougl No Way 0Reply

It's illegal in PA, yet I have one sitting in my backyard. Care to explain?

tyreeshajoness avatar tyreeshajones Yeah You Are -1Reply
@tyreeshajones It's illegal in PA, yet I have one sitting in my backyard. Care to explain?

Its not that Unicorns don't exist. Of course they exist. But you can only see them if you're gay. So......

Us gays aren't going to let straight people find them and pet them until we can legally get married every where.

Astronaut_Wills avatar Astronaut_Will Yeah You Are 0Reply

gay marriage is stupid. bring da hate

What's more likely is that God is withholding the unicorns from entering this heavenly Earth because we openly embrace the sinful and destructive nature of homosexuals; how we allow godless heathens to freely roam this God-given land with their awkward lisps and tight-fitting clothing. troll smilie

They're actually Thestrals for the high/hippie communities.

@B10ckH34d They're actually Thestrals for the high/hippie communities.

As a member of both I can tell you that this comment is false.

Astronaut_Wills avatar Astronaut_Will Yeah You Are +22Reply

Haha did anyone else think unicorn was a euphanism?

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