Unicorns are real. They're like thestral's but for the gay community. And we won't let you pet one until we can get married, amirite?

+469 Unicorns are real. They're like thestral's but for the gay community. And we won't let you pet one until we can get married, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unicorns are real like Will is an astronaut.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Brilliant.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aww but why don't those of us that support gay marriage get to see/pet them =(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I will gladly accept that as a substitute.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

THAT'S why there are so many unicorns in Canada.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They're actually Thestrals for the high/hippie communities.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

As a member of both I can tell you that this comment is false.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No fair. Gay marriages have been legal since 2006, why aren't there unicorns freely frolicking in South Africa?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because there's too much "corrective rape" performed on lesbians by homophobes and the unicorns don't like that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And here I was thinking they were just poached to extinction. Cuz, you know, it's Africa.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha did anyone else think unicorn was a euphanism?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unicorns aren't real so gays aren't real. Idiot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Doesn't matter, I'm already a brony cool

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I was the president, we would all be petting unicorns like yesterday.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And if vermin supreme was president, we would all be petting our government issues ponies!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But I can see them...huh, learn something new about yourself every day.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I blame the gay community for insecurity among rhinos! http://ctrlv.in/95890

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have a shirt with that picture on it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That picture is absurd! Rhinos have horrible eyesight.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEGALIZE IT ALREADY.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It would be pretty great for someone to realize they were gay because they were walking along and saw a unicorn.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's illegal in PA, yet I have one sitting in my backyard. Care to explain?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Its not that Unicorns don't exist. Of course they exist. But you can only see them if you're gay. So...... Us gays aren't going to let straight people find them and pet them until we can legally get married every where.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i am gay.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's more likely is that God is withholding the unicorns from entering this heavenly Earth because we openly embrace the sinful and destructive nature of homosexuals; how we allow godless heathens to freely roam this God-given land with their awkward lisps and tight-fitting clothing. troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why would ANYONE want to pet a unicorn after the "keepers" have played leap frog with them?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

so that picture me Neil Patrick Harris is real? badass.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This post has everything amiriters want. Gay people, unicorns, and harry potter.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

gay marriage is stupid. bring da hate

by Anonymous 12 years ago