+310 The best response to "fuck you!" is to say "Don't threaten me with a good time" with a suggestive look on your face, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not the "best" response, but definitely high on the totem pole of sardonic comebacks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless the insulter is one of your siblings...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

'Maybe later' or 'not today, dammit, get your mind out the gutter!' Are two of my favourites.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I usually respond "Yes please."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's good but i prefer "Not before you take me out to dinner" with the suggestive look added on of course.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless you wanted to insult that person, then you'd say: "You shouldn't offer things you can't deliver".

by Anonymous 12 years ago