+171 It must be hard for priests to never tell anyone all the secrets they know. It would be unfortunate if one day they broke and became huge gossips. "OMG, Father Eli, I just have to tell you something. John Mayer performed fellatio upon himself and then came to me begging for forgiveness. I could hardly keep myself from laughing." "Psh, that's nothing. Michelle Obama confessed to me that she secretly finds George Bush sexy and would do unspeakable things to him." It's a worrying thought, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago