It must be hard for priests to never tell anyone all the secrets they know. It would be unfortunate if one day they broke and became huge gossips. "OMG, Father Eli, I just have to tell you something. John Mayer performed fellatio upon himself and then came to me begging for forgiveness. I could hardly keep myself from laughing." "Psh, that's nothing. Michelle Obama confessed to me that she secretly finds George Bush sexy and would do unspeakable things to him." It's a worrying thought, amirite?

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