If you think writing in the proper tense is difficult now, just wait until time travel was possible. amirite?

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Yeah, that'll be a crazy time, wasn't it.

Skr3wBalls avatar Skr3wBall Yeah You Are +47Reply

Apparently the English language falls apart entirely

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +43Reply

grammar nazis will have had a blast.

notmuchnotmuchs avatar notmuchnotmuch Yeah You Are +31Reply

i like your how you said 'until time travel was possible'

I'm gonna hate the futer.

"The major problem is simply one of grammar, and the main work to consult in this matter is Dr. Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations. It will tell you, for instance, how to describe something that was about to happen to you in the past before you avoided it by time-jumping forward two days in order to avoid it. The event will be descibed differently according to whether you are talking about it from the standpoint of your own natural time, from a time in the further future, or a time in the further past and is futher complicated by the possibility of conducting conversations while you are actually traveling from one time to another with the intention of becoming your own mother or father.

Most readers get as far as the Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional before giving up; and in fact in later aditions of the book all pages beyond this point have been left blank to save on printing costs."

I know, right. I wonder what its going to be like yesterday.

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Wow, I remember when that was a thing. It doesn't make me feel old, though, because I time-traveled here.

PinkSponges avatar PinkSponge Yeah You Are 0Reply

all i could think of after reading this was Homestuck

GryndStones avatar GryndStone Yeah You Are 0Reply

Hasn't this already been potd?

@DandyLion Hasn't this already been potd?

I'm on to you, time traveler d smilie

SpearmintMilks avatar SpearmintMilk Yeah You Are +13Reply
@DandyLion Hasn't this already been potd?

It was only made three days ago.

Anonymous +5Reply
@DandyLion Hasn't this already been potd?

@DandyLion yeah thats http://amirite.net/256800, another anonymous person posted the link as a comment...

Anonymous 0Reply
@DandyLion Hasn't this already been potd?

i mean a similar version of this post


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