"The major problem is simply one of grammar, and the main work to consult in this matter is Dr. Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations. It will tell you, for instance, how to describe something that was about to happen to you in the past before you avoided it by time-jumping forward two days in order to avoid it. The event will be descibed differently according to whether you are talking about it from the standpoint of your own natural time, from a time in the further future, or a time in the further past and is futher complicated by the possibility of conducting conversations while you are actually traveling from one time to another with the intention of becoming your own mother or father.
Most readers get as far as the Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional before giving up; and in fact in later aditions of the book all pages beyond this point have been left blank to save on printing costs."
Yeah, that'll be a crazy time, wasn't it.
Apparently the English language falls apart entirely
http://amirite.net/145949
REVIVALLLLLLL
grammar nazis will have had a blast.
i like your how you said 'until time travel was possible'
That's the point, it's talking about proper grammar tense
yeah i got that, just not at first x)
http://amirite.net/256800
I'm gonna hate the futer.
Yeah I hated it too.
"The major problem is simply one of grammar, and the main work to consult in this matter is Dr. Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations. It will tell you, for instance, how to describe something that was about to happen to you in the past before you avoided it by time-jumping forward two days in order to avoid it. The event will be descibed differently according to whether you are talking about it from the standpoint of your own natural time, from a time in the further future, or a time in the further past and is futher complicated by the possibility of conducting conversations while you are actually traveling from one time to another with the intention of becoming your own mother or father.
Most readers get as far as the Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional before giving up; and in fact in later aditions of the book all pages beyond this point have been left blank to save on printing costs."
There's already a book about it http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wi...nse_Formations
Aw damn you beat me to it
I know, right. I wonder what its going to be like yesterday.
Good try.
why is it voted down? i think its good...
whatever -_-
Wow, I remember when that was a thing. It doesn't make me feel old, though, because I time-traveled here.
all i could think of after reading this was Homestuck
Hasn't this already been potd?
I'm on to you, time traveler
It was only made three days ago.
@DandyLion yeah thats http://amirite.net/256800, another anonymous person posted the link as a comment...
i mean a similar version of this post
YOU WERE CONFUSING ME TOMORROW