+38 You don't like getting semen in your eyes because you worry the sperm will attempt to fertilize your eyeballs. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

little babies in my eye sockets WEEEEEEEE

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I //always// worry about that! I thought that was just me!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But there are no egg cells in your eyes. And won't it sting just a tad?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And because it burns like a thousand suns.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WHAT A PASSIONATE ORDEAL! goo

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Silly

by Anonymous 8 years ago