+114 Guys: Sometimes you're just sitting there, having a poo, when you look down and say to yourself, "You know, my penis is literally //in// the toilet bowl. That's somewhat fucking disgusting," amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm not a guy, but as a female I've always thought about how males can go poo without it going disastrously wrong.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

How do you define "disastrously wrong?"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Penis dangling in the poopy water/pooping directly on the penis.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Ah. Well I misinterpreted your comment - to me, it sounded like you were saying it always went disastrously wrong for women, and that you often thought about the fact that males can do so without that happening. However, I understand now. If you're interested, the penis doesn't exactly curve back beneath your ass in a manner that would lead to you pooping on it. Also, it's unlikely that it will actually be touching the water, mainly because when it's not erect, which it probably won't be at this time, it will (for almost everyone, I'd assume) not reach it, unless the water is very high. And if you //were// hard, it's uncomfortable and sometimes painful to have it bent down very far, so it will most likely not be at an angle that could possibly reach the water. However, that would definitely make it much more easy to experience the disgustingness that is the underside of the toilet rim. ^dat text wall

by Anonymous 11 years ago

ha solid explaining man.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I learn something new every day. That's very interesting.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well thanks to both of you. Glad to be of help :p

by Anonymous 11 years ago