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Also about fly and power+500If you had to choose one power, you'd pick shapeshifting, because it's nearly every other power combined. Wanna fly? Turn into an eagle. Looking for super strength? Become an elephant. Invisibility needed? Pick something super small, like a fly, amirite?
Also by Skr3wBall+10It'd be funny if there were forest vigilantes who hide out in the forest in bigfoot costumes and when they get notice a tourist is nearby, they run across their line of sight and out of view as fast as possible, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+103Ask any Trumper if forced to make a choice they'll always agree Mel Brooks is funnier than Woody Allen. Amirite?
Also about extra+50Stilts are extra, extra high heeled shoes. amirite?
Also about sort and power+263An interesting super power would be to have the confidence to do anything that is within your power, considering how many things you don't do simply due to lack of confidence it'd have a big positive effect on your life without making you seem like some sort of freak show, amirite?
Also by Skr3wBall+17If a stand-up comedian sits down, they should be promptly booed off stage for not living up to their name, amirite? More
Also by Skr3wBall+245Global warming is God's excuse for not being able to come up with more snowflake designs, amirite?
Also about fly, power, and wings+167Everyone always says that they wish they had the power to fly. I bet they never considered that having that power could mean you would just grow huge wings in place of your arms. That would suck, amirite?
Also about power+32The strength you're looking for isn't the type where you win or lose. You're not after a wall that'll repel power coming from outside. What you want is the kind of strength to be able to absorb that kind of power, to stand up to it.The strength to quietly endure things - unfairness, misfortunes, sadness, mistakes, misunderstandings. amirite?
Also about space+641A four year old at a space themed camp shouting 'Women arn't from space! They're from the kitchen!" is both hilarious and wrong at the same time, amirite?