If you were to die by a murderer who is also a comedian, your last words would be, "Dude, you're killing me." Amirite?

+234 If you were to die by a murderer who is also a comedian, your last words would be, "Dude, you're killing me." Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unfortunately, most people miss these golden opportunities to say the most hilarious thing possible. You'd probably realize it days later that you should have said it. Opportunity missed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But the problem is that you wouldn't realize it because you're dead

by Anonymous 12 years ago