Lays does it too
"Revolutionary concept! All new super designed tank of air! YES, it IS the same stuff you breathe daily- but with an Apple sticker on it! Call us now on 1800-GULLIBLE and you could walk away with not one, but TWO tanks of Apple air."
Also, if your air breaks, you better have AppleCare.
'Is ribbed for greater satisfaction'
Well, the apple that goes blue when it reaches a good temperature sounds pretty good.
Weird. I included that image in my comment. CtrlV acting up. :/
Inb4: They already are... Macbook air
Every Apple product ever:
(You're going to have to click on it to read the text.)
The fact that they stuck a Smart Cover on top of it cracks me up!