One time I was at the airport and I forgot ID and because I was over 18 they had to do a background search. They questioned me about all my aunts and uncles and family members, elementary school, and first address. All of this was done by some TSA agent on the phone with some government person.
Moral of the story: don't forget your id.
That's rather terrifying...
This sometimes keeps me up at night. And then I wonder if the government knows that it keeps me up at night. And then I get paranoid.
Just go back in your shell. They can't hurt you there!
That was awesome.
It's only basic information. It's not like they can read my inner thoughts about my plan to assassinate Obama.
All of it.
They knew that your were going to post this.