One time I was at the airport and I forgot ID and because I was over 18 they had to do a background search. They questioned me about all my aunts and uncles and family members, elementary school, and first address. All of this was done by some TSA agent on the phone with some government person. Moral of the story: don't forget your id.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's rather terrifying...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This sometimes keeps me up at night. And then I wonder if the government knows that it keeps me up at night. And then I get paranoid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just go back in your shell. They can't hurt you there!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That was awesome.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All of it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's only basic information. It's not like they can read my inner thoughts about my plan to assassinate Obama.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They knew that your were going to post this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago