-142 Eating corn is essentially mass genocide of your keyboard keys, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't get this...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Its because keyboard keys are just corn kernels with letters on them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What the fuck?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This post is verbal vomit -_-

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Should have been clearer, I was talking about when you bite into corn and the juice slashes all over everything.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would have bet good bucks, that you were eating corn while typing this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Got it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who the shit eats corn at their computer? Sit at a table man.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To be fair, my computer was sitting on the table and I was sitting in front of it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OH. I thought you meant keyboard as in a piano. ... not that I really understand it when it's a computer keyboard, but eh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Eating just about anything directly over a computer keyboard will not have good results.

by Anonymous 12 years ago