Your favorite sex position is the one when you stare blankly at a computer screen for hours at a fucking time and sob uncontrollably because you're all alone and nobody loves you, amirite?

So that means I'm not allowed to INB4 anything? Well INB4 tacos.

YOU DON'T OWN ME!

Inb4 you're from the future

INB4 time macne

but he posted them at the same time, therefore they were in at the same time, therefore one was not inb4 the other.

you contradicted yourself, because technically it was in at the same time...

BAM!

In before*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom

Lol this is a rare occurance of a young teen being responsible and practicing abstinence, but you guys are actually pressuring her by voting her down and all recommending condoms? Jesus, what have we come to. Let's be happy she doesn't do it yet and leave her alone.

Never a 100% guarantee.

@Nacklefoodle: Exactly, most people on the internet contradict themselves all the time: first complaining about how kids now at days are dressing too old, too sexually active and don't act their age, but at the same time they bash everything they do that is age appropriate for them (kids shows, music etc.)

^{^} thanks haha

I've never been on reddit before and I've never seen this on facebook. If I did I would have put the link. Believe it or not people can think the same thing without 'stealing' it from someone. Would you mind me asking which comedian you heard it from?

Okay but before you get all emotional about me 'stealing' a post you should checked the date first. That was made 3 days ago on June 23rd, as you said, and mine was made four days ago, on June 22nd.

Golly gee! Hardly ANY of those posts exist!

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/c..._sex_position/

My bad, it was actually a screenshot of a tweet of someone stealing a comedian's quote. 1500 fucking points, posted 3 days ago, word for god damn word.

@those jokes no, those ones got old a really long time ago

My back...

Thanks!