Your favorite sex position is the one when you stare blankly at a computer screen for hours at a fucking time and sob uncontrollably because you're all alone and nobody loves you, amirite?

+685 Your favorite sex position is the one when you stare blankly at a computer screen for hours at a fucking time and sob uncontrollably because you're all alone and nobody loves you, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

inb4 you're

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you contradicted yourself, because technically it was in at the same time... BAM!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

but he posted them at the same time, therefore they were in at the same time, therefore one was not inb4 the other.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In before*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My "all alone and nobody" loves me? Great!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thanks!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@those jokes no, those ones got old a really long time ago

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My back...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh my God that is my favourite. I came just reading that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh my gosh this is brilliant. POTD material.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Inb4 you're from the future

by Anonymous 12 years ago

INB4 futer

by Anonymous 12 years ago

INB4 time macne

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So that means I'm not allowed to INB4 anything? Well INB4 tacos. YOU DON'T OWN ME!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or the fact that i dont want to b a knocked up teenager :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol this is a rare occurance of a young teen being responsible and practicing abstinence, but you guys are actually pressuring her by voting her down and all recommending condoms? Jesus, what have we come to. Let's be happy she doesn't do it yet and leave her alone.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

^^ thanks haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@Nacklefoodle: Exactly, most people on the internet contradict themselves all the time: first complaining about how kids now at days are dressing too old, too sexually active and don't act their age, but at the same time they bash everything they do that is age appropriate for them (kids shows, music etc.)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like how you put the "fucking" in there. Makes it sound more passionate.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"The Post of the Day is the very first post you see when you come to amirite, so we try to make it something that really shows what amirite is all about." Yeah basically.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, an amirite post stolen from a popular reddit post of a screencap of a Facebook post of someone stealing a quote from a comedian. The trail fades thinner.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've never been on reddit before and I've never seen this on facebook. If I did I would have put the link. Believe it or not people can think the same thing without 'stealing' it from someone. Would you mind me asking which comedian you heard it from?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Golly gee! Hardly ANY of those posts exist!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/vh7mb/my_friend_tweeted_his_favorite_sex_position/ My bad, it was actually a screenshot of a tweet of someone stealing a comedian's quote. 1500 fucking points, posted 3 days ago, word for god damn word.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Okay but before you get all emotional about me 'stealing' a post you should checked the date first. That was made 3 days ago on June 23rd, as you said, and mine was made four days ago, on June 22nd.

by Anonymous 12 years ago