+723 I love how people call partaking in sexual things "sexually active." It is a nice cutesy way to say it but it reminds me of a game or something. Like when you lose your virginity a deep voice should come over a hidden intercom and say "Sex Life: ACTIVATED.", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then for forever alone people it would say "SEX LIFE: Going into sleep mode."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well if they had been alone forever, then their sex life couldn't be put to sleep because they never had one. It would be permanently in sleep mode, not going into it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wat..wat...waaaahhh...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And when you (or your girlfriend) get your period, it would say "SEX LIFE: Paused"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Better known as blow job week.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The voice would totally be the Unreal Tournament announcer

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought it would sound cool as the voice of the announcer from Super Smash Brothers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fuck YES!!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*Good Guy Favvkes helps the uninformed*: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyc3fBNoZyw

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hehe and he wouldn't even have to record new ones! These totally still apply: BLAZE OF GLORY BLOOD BATH BOTTOM FEEDER BULL'S EYE COMBO KING DENIED DOMINATING EXCELLENT FIRST BLOOD HAT TRICK HEAD HUNTER HIT AND RUN IMPRESSIVE REJECTED RETRIBUTION SHAFT MASTER TOP GUN UNSTOPPABLE

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was thinking he would sound like the announcer guy in the Bejeweled game.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Shaft Master" thats totally me

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bottom feeder...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I want this. Although, it would be disappointing to only get to hear once.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Once its activated erry time you had sex it could say "SEX MODE: ACTIVATED" and if your sex life is not activated it could say "JERK OFF MODE: ENABLED"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hahaha i actually LOL'd. aahh the comments make it funnier :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Reminds me of Juno.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sex life: DEACTIVATED. "wait wha?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/102489

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's an...odd achievement to say the least, don't ya think?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol, like an amirite achievement

by Anonymous 12 years ago

SEX LIFE: STILL THE SAME YOU LONELY VIRGIN.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Funny. 7/10

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Anyone ever play Lasertron? That guy would be the perfect voice: "You're INFECTED! Return to base!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It would suck to be a virgin at 30 with that announcement... or for a teenager who lost it early and says they are a virgin; but the announcement never comes for their "first time"...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I agree with the first scenario, but not the second. My one ex lied to me and said he was a virgin until we were together. After we broke up and I found out it wasn't true, my first reaction was to want to punch him in the face. My second was to freak the hell out and go and get STD testing. It's incredibly dishonest and skeevy to lie about that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can't we just agree that a lot of people are whores?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cant we just agree other peoples sex lives don't really matter?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe there is an announcement just none of us know because we're lonely virgins who browse the internet all day.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"You activated my V-card" -Some Yu-gi-oh hentai somewhere.

by Anonymous 12 years ago