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And when you make a pass at someone and get rejected: "ACCESS DENIED."
And then for forever alone people it would say "SEX LIFE: Going into sleep mode."
Well if they had been alone forever, then their sex life couldn't be put to sleep because they never had one. It would be permanently in sleep mode, not going into it.
And when you (or your girlfriend) get your period, it would say "SEX LIFE: Paused"
Better known as blow job week.
Wat..wat...waaaahhh...
Sex life: DEACTIVATED.
"wait wha?"
http://ctrlv.in/102489
That's an...odd achievement to say the least, don't ya think?
Lol, like an amirite achievement
Maybe there is an announcement just none of us know because we're lonely virgins who browse the internet all day.
SEX LIFE: STILL THE SAME YOU LONELY VIRGIN.
Reminds me of Juno.
The voice would totally be the Unreal Tournament announcer
Hehe and he wouldn't even have to record new ones! These totally still apply:
BLAZE OF GLORY
BLOOD BATH
BOTTOM FEEDER
BULL'S EYE
COMBO KING
DENIED
DOMINATING
EXCELLENT
FIRST BLOOD
HAT TRICK
HEAD HUNTER
HIT AND RUN
IMPRESSIVE
REJECTED
RETRIBUTION
SHAFT MASTER
TOP GUN
UNSTOPPABLE
I thought it would sound cool as the voice of the announcer from Super Smash Brothers.
"Shaft Master" thats totally me
Fuck YES!!!!
Good Guy Favvkes helps the uninformed:

I was thinking he would sound like the announcer guy in the Bejeweled game.
Bottom feeder...
hahaha i actually LOL'd. aahh the comments make it funnier :D
Anyone ever play Lasertron? That guy would be the perfect voice: "You're INFECTED! Return to base!"
I want this. Although, it would be disappointing to only get to hear once.
Once its activated erry time you had sex it could say "SEX MODE: ACTIVATED" and if your sex life is not activated it could say "JERK OFF MODE: ENABLED"
It would suck to be a virgin at 30 with that announcement... or for a teenager who lost it early and says they are a virgin; but the announcement never comes for their "first time"...
I agree with the first scenario, but not the second.
My one ex lied to me and said he was a virgin until we were together. After we broke up and I found out it wasn't true, my first reaction was to want to punch him in the face. My second was to freak the hell out and go and get STD testing. It's incredibly dishonest and skeevy to lie about that.
"You activated my V-card"
-Some Yu-gi-oh hentai somewhere.
Well. As you can tell by the negative score no1curr.
Sorry. =/
Well aren't you one mature bastard.
Funny. 7/10
Can't we just agree that a lot of people are whores?
Cant we just agree other peoples sex lives don't really matter?