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I love how people call partaking in sexual things "sexually active." It is a nice cutesy way to say it but it reminds me of a game or something. Like when you lose your virginity a deep voice should come over a hidden intercom and say "Sex Life: ACTIVATED.", amirite?

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And when you make a pass at someone and get rejected: "ACCESS DENIED."

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +23Reply

And then for forever alone people it would say "SEX LIFE: Going into sleep mode."

GiggityGoo22s avatar GiggityGoo22 Yeah You Are +62Reply
@GiggityGoo22 And then for forever alone people it would say "SEX LIFE: Going into sleep mode."

Well if they had been alone forever, then their sex life couldn't be put to sleep because they never had one. It would be permanently in sleep mode, not going into it.

@GiggityGoo22 And then for forever alone people it would say "SEX LIFE: Going into sleep mode."

And when you (or your girlfriend) get your period, it would say "SEX LIFE: Paused"

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +16Reply

Sex life: DEACTIVATED.
"wait wha?"

@Axolotl http://ctrlv.in/102489

That's an...odd achievement to say the least, don't ya think?

@Axolotl http://ctrlv.in/102489

Lol, like an amirite achievement

Graverottis avatar Graverotti Yeah You Are 0Reply

Maybe there is an announcement just none of us know because we're lonely virgins who browse the internet all day.

goodtimes avatar goodtime Yeah You Are +24Reply

SEX LIFE: STILL THE SAME YOU LONELY VIRGIN.

Reminds me of Juno.

The voice would totally be the Unreal Tournament announcer

FlotatiousTurds avatar FlotatiousTurd Yeah You Are +10Reply
@FlotatiousTurd The voice would totally be the Unreal Tournament announcer

Hehe and he wouldn't even have to record new ones! These totally still apply:
BLAZE OF GLORY
BLOOD BATH
BOTTOM FEEDER
BULL'S EYE
COMBO KING
DENIED
DOMINATING
EXCELLENT
FIRST BLOOD
HAT TRICK
HEAD HUNTER
HIT AND RUN
IMPRESSIVE
REJECTED
RETRIBUTION
SHAFT MASTER
TOP GUN
UNSTOPPABLE

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +21Reply
@FlotatiousTurd The voice would totally be the Unreal Tournament announcer

I thought it would sound cool as the voice of the announcer from Super Smash Brothers.

@FlotatiousTurd The voice would totally be the Unreal Tournament announcer

I was thinking he would sound like the announcer guy in the Bejeweled game.

hahaha i actually LOL'd. aahh the comments make it funnier :D

Anonymous +5Reply

Anyone ever play Lasertron? That guy would be the perfect voice: "You're INFECTED! Return to base!"

Joe_Larsons avatar Joe_Larson Yeah You Are +4Reply

I want this. Although, it would be disappointing to only get to hear once.

ScottyDs avatar ScottyD Yeah You Are +3Reply
@ScottyD I want this. Although, it would be disappointing to only get to hear once.

Once its activated erry time you had sex it could say "SEX MODE: ACTIVATED" and if your sex life is not activated it could say "JERK OFF MODE: ENABLED"

FlotatiousTurds avatar FlotatiousTurd Yeah You Are +38Reply

It would suck to be a virgin at 30 with that announcement... or for a teenager who lost it early and says they are a virgin; but the announcement never comes for their "first time"...

@Jules It would suck to be a virgin at 30 with that announcement... or for a teenager who lost it early and says they are...

I agree with the first scenario, but not the second.

My one ex lied to me and said he was a virgin until we were together. After we broke up and I found out it wasn't true, my first reaction was to want to punch him in the face. My second was to freak the hell out and go and get STD testing. It's incredibly dishonest and skeevy to lie about that.

"You activated my V-card"

-Some Yu-gi-oh hentai somewhere.

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@1740542

Well. As you can tell by the negative score no1curr.

Sorry. =/

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@1789197

Well aren't you one mature bastard.

Funny. 7/10

Can't we just agree that a lot of people are whores?

@thesinginghippie Can't we just agree that a lot of people are whores?

Cant we just agree other peoples sex lives don't really matter?

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