If you say you have no life, you're probably thinking about how you live wrong. You're probably having fun in a way you think is fun and that is living the way you want, amirite?

Yeah, it's weird how we allow others to define our lives for us. Just because you enjoy going out, getting shit drunk, and having sex with a std bag, doesn't mean that's what having a life is.

I enjoy staying in, getting shit drunk, and pooping on cam and sending the video to my boss. Doesn't make my life any worse than yours!