Fellow Aliens: The humans will never be able to figure out our plans to take over the world because this post was not addressed to them, amirite?

Fellow Humans: Why the fuck are you reading this?

Damn you and our adherence of common courtesies. One day we'll be able to read this post and when we do a reckoning shall come down upon you for being so rude to us and not letting us be part of the group.

Don't you know those humans don't listen?

You clever Bastard. Luckily for humans I am a Bad Ass, and I read things not directed towards me.

Same post, different wording...

more aliens on this than i realized... not that i am one...

i am human...

Touche.