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Imagine how long it would take to decide on a company name. It's like your username, except it actually matters, amirite?

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I don't know, bbygurl97 seems like a great company name.

Statefarms avatar Statefarm Yeah You Are +101Reply
@Statefarm I don't know, bbygurl97 seems like a great company name.

I know, right? I mean what would they do? Sell states on a farm? Sell farms by state?

Statefarms avatar Statefarm Yeah You Are +41Reply
@Statefarm I don't know, bbygurl97 seems like a great company name.

So what's Death_or_glory's company for then? Insurance for Roman gladiators or something? Because that actually seems fitting.

Suns avatar Sun Yeah You Are +25Reply
@Statefarm I don't know, bbygurl97 seems like a great company name.

Good thing you're not an insurance company. You either sell states on a farm or sell farms by state.

Suns avatar Sun Yeah You Are +19Reply

I read that there was a company and they couldn't think of what to call it. Until the CEO, eating an apple, said as a joke 'If you don't have a name for next week I'm going to just call it Apple!

@BobWilson I read that there was a company and they couldn't think of what to call it. Until the CEO, eating an apple, said as...

I'm just glad they both came up with names for their company. Apple is a really stupid name.

Anonymous +41Reply
@BobWilson I read that there was a company and they couldn't think of what to call it. Until the CEO, eating an apple, said as...

Ha guys guess what tho there actually is a company called Apple an its really sucsessful and they make computers and music players and acessories and stuff like that ha you never would have known tho right?

@BobWilson I read that there was a company and they couldn't think of what to call it. Until the CEO, eating an apple, said as...

This reminds me of that autocorrect post. Unless you still can edit it on your computer. In that case fuck you.

I have a question. Is it Pet Smart or Pet's Mart?

Wunderscores avatar Wunderscore Yeah You Are +61Reply
@Wunderscore I have a question. Is it Pet Smart or Pet's Mart?

Is anyone else wondering where the fuck AntiJokeChicken's comment came from?

@Wunderscore I have a question. Is it Pet Smart or Pet's Mart?

I think it's a play on words. Supposed to be read either way.

Anonymous +6Reply
@Wunderscore I have a question. Is it Pet Smart or Pet's Mart?

It is Pet Smart. It used to be Pet's Mart, but they changed it about 10 years ago...

Juless avatar Jules Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Wunderscore I have a question. Is it Pet Smart or Pet's Mart?

@Brettward95
The username implies the chicken is opposed to jokes. So, nothing s/he comments will be funny.

Juless avatar Jules Yeah You Are +2Reply

I don't think the founder of No Name cared that much.

Turtle Inc.
Sounds like a winner!

Turtles avatar Turtle Yeah You Are +53Reply
@Turtle Turtle Inc. Sounds like a winner!

I'm so famous, there's already a company named after my username. smirk smilie

Statefarms avatar Statefarm Yeah You Are +70Reply
@Turtle Turtle Inc. Sounds like a winner!

That Child Molester Laundromat.

LinksLegionaires avatar LinksLegionaire Yeah You Are +21Reply
@Turtle Turtle Inc. Sounds like a winner!

@Rainboots: Holy crap.
@Statefarm: Now, THAT'S fame.

Turtles avatar Turtle Yeah You Are +14Reply
@Turtle Turtle Inc. Sounds like a winner!

That Child Molester: well that escalated quickly.

cherryblasters avatar cherryblaster Yeah You Are +8Reply
Anonymous -20Reply

When I decided my username I was eating a taco but Taco was already taken. :(

Takkos avatar Takko Yeah You Are +44Reply

If there were two of you, you could just put your last names together. Say, I'm Robert Dunder and my partner is Robert Mifflin, we have a potential name right there.

Starlight_dragons avatar Starlight_dragon Yeah You Are +35Reply
@Starlight_dragon If there were two of you, you could just put your last names together. Say, I'm Robert Dunder and my partner is...

I didn't even THINK of that combination! Genius!

Sarcastic motherfuckers, the lot of us.

Statefarms avatar Statefarm Yeah You Are +35Reply
@Starlight_dragon If there were two of you, you could just put your last names together. Say, I'm Robert Dunder and my partner is...

LOL guys your doing it again! Thers a show called the office on NbC and the pretend company is called dunder mifflin and it's actually like for really tho. Like it may sound dumb but its totes legit(except its a tv show so its only like half legit i guess ha)

Ben and Jerry's
McDonald's
Wendy's
Carl Jr's

If you sell fast food, looks like you can just take your name and it'll be good.

Anonymous +30Reply
@Ben and Jerry's McDonald's Wendy's Carl Jr's If you sell fast food, looks like you can just take your name and...

Stick Caveman's... come get your fresh buffalo steak! Killed with a spear and roasted over an open fire just like the B.C. years we all remember. Also try our side of nuts and berries, here at Stick Caveman's!

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +28Reply

my companies name would be a mystery

@mr_e my companies name would be a mystery

Because they look like competent business owners.

Statefarms avatar Statefarm Yeah You Are +28Reply
@Statefarm Because they look like competent business owners.

that maybe true, but who's gonna choose me over a talking dog AND Daphne?

@Graverotti I like your username

thanks, your username's is easy to remember. you may get famous on here by just that fact c:

@mr_e my companies name would be a mystery

Mystery Inc is already taken by these guys. http://m.ctrlv.in/104218 Sorry.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +12Reply
@mr_e my companies name would be a mystery

@statefarm They must make alot of money off of it because the mystery machine is a gas guzzler and they go on a lot of vacations. Like, why aren't they're ever any mysteries in coolsville?
@mr_e probably no one.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +3Reply

If I ever open up a tatoo shop I'm calling it Totes Tats.

@BetterThanEzra1119 If I ever open up a tatoo shop I'm calling it Totes Tats.

As a side project, you could print the sketch of the tattoo on a tote bag and sell those.

Statefarms avatar Statefarm Yeah You Are +39Reply
@BetterThanEzra1119 If I ever open up a tatoo shop I'm calling it Totes Tats.

Well I was thinking more of how some people shorten "totally" to "totes".

I know a father and son whose last name is Raine, their company name is Raine and Son.

I would open up a vietnamese restaurant and name it Pho China...

Lkuns avatar Lkun Yeah You Are +19Reply

And then they just decide that the best way to do it would be to use their last name and put it into a format such as "[Name] Inc," "The [Name] Corporation," etc.

Lol, the Chinese restaurant in my town just has a plain white sign with plain arial font that says "Sticky Rice --> " on the plaza wall because it's around the corner where nobody will see it. I don't know if it has an actual name or not

Joe_Larsons avatar Joe_Larson Yeah You Are +13Reply

I'd own a hardware store.

"goodtime: the go-to place for all things sexual"

goodtimes avatar goodtime Yeah You Are +12Reply

The Blind Man: a one man company for all your window shading needs.

I guess I would sell Harry Potter themed breakfast pastries.

I'd make a window repair shop and call it GlassHoles.

Anonymous +5Reply

Little Red sounds like the name of a toy store.

LittleReds avatar LittleRed Yeah You Are +3Reply
@LittleRed Little Red sounds like the name of a toy store.

Or hot cinnoman flavored tic tacs or something.

Starkiller731s avatar Starkiller731 Yeah You Are +3Reply

Alien hunting! 731 days a year.

Starkiller731s avatar Starkiller731 Yeah You Are +3Reply

Darthjader doesn't sound like anything at all :l

DarthJaders avatar DarthJader Yeah You Are +2Reply
@DarthJader Darthjader doesn't sound like anything at all :l

A company that specializes in turning anything involving Star Wars into a piece of art using jades.

Bam.

Anonymous +12Reply

JAYwalker and co. would hire people to black out crosswalks. We'd sell walking sticks and torches.

JAYwalkers avatar JAYwalker Yeah You Are +2Reply

I think I would sell spices.

I wonder what company my username could be for

Blucatts avatar Blucatt Yeah You Are 0Reply

I'd defintely name mine CarshayD or maybe spell it KarshayDee..

Also, "Monsters Inc." isn't very clever, but it turned out to be very successful.

Wunderscores avatar Wunderscore Yeah You Are -9Reply
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