+937 Imagine how long it would take to decide on a company name. It's like your username, except it actually matters, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't know, bbygurl97 seems like a great company name.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your username would be a really shitty company name.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know, right? I mean what would they do? Sell states on a farm? Sell farms by state?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So what's Death_or_glory's company for then? Insurance for Roman gladiators or something? Because that actually seems fitting.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Insurance companies are so lame though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good thing you're not an insurance company. You either sell states on a farm or sell farms by state.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That doesn't work here.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah i know there's no reason to be sorry :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Turtle Inc. Sounds like a winner!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm so famous, there's already a company named after my username. smirk

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@Rainboots: Holy crap. @Statefarm: Now, THAT'S fame.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

MY NAME IS PERFECT

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Whoa.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That Child Molester Laundromat.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That Child Molester: well that escalated quickly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't think the founder of No Name cared that much.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read that there was a company and they couldn't think of what to call it. Until the CEO, eating an apple, said as a joke 'If you don't have a name for next week I'm going to just call it Apple!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What company was that?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

McDonald's.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Huh, I always thought it was Microsoft. hmm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm just glad they both came up with names for their company. Apple is a really stupid name.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ha guys guess what tho there actually is a company called Apple an its really sucsessful and they make computers and music players and acessories and stuff like that ha you never would have known tho right?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Blackberry is going under. Do. Yeah. Only mainstream fruit is successful.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This reminds me of that autocorrect post. Unless you still can edit it on your computer. In that case fuck you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't think BlackBerry is a company...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes it is

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought it was a line of smartphones made by a company?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have a question. Is it Pet Smart or Pet's Mart?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pet smart.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe they're just trying to trick us.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Shit-ass pet fuckers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It is Pet Smart. It used to be Pet's Mart, but they changed it about 10 years ago...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But there's an apostrophe!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think it's a play on words. Supposed to be read either way.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is anyone else wondering where the fuck AntiJokeChicken's comment came from?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@Brettward95 The username implies the chicken is opposed to jokes. So, nothing s/he comments will be funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO9PwbtlOIU

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I decided my username I was eating a taco but Taco was already taken. :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If there were two of you, you could just put your last names together. Say, I'm Robert Dunder and my partner is Robert Mifflin, we have a potential name right there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thunder muffin? Sounds badass ! I'd totally buy something you

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mifflin Dunder just sounds stupid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Robert Robert? That DOES sound good.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

^ I didn't even THINK of that combination! Genius! --Sarcastic motherfuckers, the lot of us.--

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Robert squared?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

LOL guys your doing it again! Thers a show called the office on NbC and the pretend company is called dunder mifflin and it's actually like for really tho. Like it may sound dumb but its totes legit(except its a tv show so its only like half legit i guess ha)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Galileo, I think I love you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then they just decide that the best way to do it would be to use their last name and put it into a format such as "[Name] Inc," "The [Name] Corporation," etc.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I ever open up a tatoo shop I'm calling it Totes Tats.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

As a side project, you could print the sketch of the tattoo on a tote bag and sell those.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well I was thinking more of how some people shorten "totally" to "totes".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd defintely name mine CarshayD or maybe spell it KarshayDee..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ben and Jerry's McDonald's Wendy's Carl Jr's If you sell fast food, looks like you can just take your name and it'll be good.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Stick Caveman's... come get your fresh buffalo steak! Killed with a spear and roasted over an open fire just like the B.C. years we all remember. Also try our side of nuts and berries, here at Stick Caveman's!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know a father and son whose last name is Raine, their company name is Raine and Son.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would open up a vietnamese restaurant and name it Pho China...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i should make a company that sells stuffed animal wolves and ill make 4815 of them each day cool

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What does 4815 even stand for in your username?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He was born on 04/08/1915

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How many wolves she is going to make per day.............

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*she

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol, the Chinese restaurant in my town just has a plain white sign with plain arial font that says "Sticky Rice --> " on the plaza wall because it's around the corner where nobody will see it. I don't know if it has an actual name or not

by Anonymous 12 years ago

D:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know there's probably a million places like that, but I've seen exactly what you just described... I know where you live... :O

by Anonymous 12 years ago

my companies name would be a mystery

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like your username

by Anonymous 12 years ago

thanks, your username's is easy to remember. you may get famous on here by just that fact c:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mystery Inc is already taken by these guys. http://m.ctrlv.in/104218 Sorry.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because they look like competent business owners.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that maybe true, but who's gonna choose me over a talking dog AND Daphne?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@statefarm They must make alot of money off of it because the mystery machine is a gas guzzler and they go on a lot of vacations. Like, why aren't they're ever any mysteries in coolsville? @mr_e probably no one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think I would sell spices.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"goodtime: the go-to place for all things sexual"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Darthjader doesn't sound like anything at all :l

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A company that specializes in turning anything involving Star Wars into a piece of art using jades. Bam.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The Blind Man: a one man company for all your window shading needs.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

JAYwalker and co. would hire people to black out crosswalks. We'd sell walking sticks and torches.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Little Red sounds like the name of a toy store.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I guess I would sell Harry Potter themed breakfast pastries.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd make a window repair shop and call it GlassHoles.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd own a hardware store.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wonder what company my username could be for

by Anonymous 12 years ago