Miss (insert your town here) pageants aren't really legit. You're hotter than half those girls, you're just not lame enough to sign up for a pageant, amirite?

+143 Miss (insert your town here) pageants aren't really legit. You're hotter than half those girls, you're just not lame enough to sign up for a pageant, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's not just about looks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yea, because I'm sure you've seen every small towns pageant, haven't you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Handsy's right. Looks are definitely a part of it, but it's not just about looks. You have to have poise and talent too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ouch.... Not all girls in pageants are uglier than you are I'm betting.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, true because I put "half those girls" but I really meant all. So thanks for the unrequited insult =)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That wasn't really an insult.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well what I said to you was not an insult it was me saying that pageant participants are probably not more ugly than you. This post is insulting to me because I'm in a pageant and though I don't like the way I look, I know I'm not ugly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, it's much cooler to sit around and make fun of pageant girls. They've done so much to hurt you in the past.

by Anonymous 12 years ago