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Hiring a prostitute is quite expensive, but they're actually the cheapest way to get laid. amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
How? If you're gonna have a one night stand you're not expected to pay a grand on dinner.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Rape is cheaper. Really bad, ofcourse, but cheaper.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Getting laid is more than ejaculating into a girl. She has to enjoy it at least a little too.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Really? Then I have to tell my boyfriend to change his ways.
by Anonymous11 years ago
You don't enjoy it at all?
by Anonymous11 years ago
I do, I'm just in a sarcastic mood and really bad at showing it =3
by Anonymous11 years ago
I've never seen that emoticon with an = before. I usually see it with a :. I thought it was broccoli, a muffin or a toque for a while...
by Anonymous11 years ago
I like the way you think. I like broccoli and muffins! :3
by Anonymous11 years ago
Baha no where in the definition of laid would it tell you that the girl has to enjoy it too or it doesn't count as laid
by Anonymous11 years ago
I mean she can't actively oppose it. If she lets you, then she's ok with it, and then it's biologically impossible to not enjoy it.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I've let a guy have sex with me and pretended to enjoy it, does that count?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Let's say I have a girlfriend, in a wheelchair, who's a paraplegic. She in no way feels or enjoys sex but she has sex with me out of a relationship courtesy. It's biologically possible for her to not enjoy it, so did I not get laid?
by Anonymous11 years ago
@ colebowl You did enjoy it a little. You may not think so, but there was a release of dopamine and/or endorphins in your brain.
@John MacTavish Yeah you did. Sorry I didn't take lack of functional nerves into account.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I was trying to make a joke. I know I enjoy it, at least a little bit.
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