+160 My fellow handsome straight men: Gay marriage seems like an alright idea, but if it's legal, what's gonna stop a gay man from coming to our houses at night, and gay marrying us while we're asleep? It really makes you think, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I once had someone come into my room in the middle of the night and attempt to gay marry us. We should really make this illegal. It could become really common.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wish you luck that you won't come back gay-married! I hear that if you sprinkle paprika all over your body before you sleep, it lessens the chance of them going through with it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh Simon, you so silly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yea Jizzbane is def Simon. y We missed you buddy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Simply fantastic use of satire.

by Anonymous 12 years ago