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My fellow handsome straight men: Gay marriage seems like an alright idea, but if it's legal, what's gonna stop a gay man from coming to our houses at night, and gay marrying us while we're asleep? It really makes you think, amirite?

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I once had someone come into my room in the middle of the night and attempt to gay marry us. We should really make this illegal. It could become really common.

@Statefarm I once had someone come into my room in the middle of the night and attempt to gay marry us. We should really make...

I wish you luck that you won't come back gay-married! I hear that if you sprinkle paprika all over your body before you sleep, it lessens the chance of them going through with it.

Oh Simon, you so silly.

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Yea Jizzbane is def Simon. y smilie
We missed you buddy.

Simply fantastic use of satire.

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It'll be anarchy!

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