+316 You always accept free shit, even if it's not something you would normally want, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Free shit? That would save so much trouble! And toilet paper!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

AIDS is free.. but I dont think thats the kinda shit you were referring to

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not from me it isn't.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

During Halloween a long time ago, some lady was handing out free pennies. That was a very exciting day for me...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"A stress ball with the giant logo of an irrelevant company on it?! I've always wanted one of these!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I only accept free shit if it's on fire and in a bag on my front step.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Free cheese knife. I carry it in my purse for protection from the creeps.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was at target yesterday and saw two movies I liked on a "Buy 2, get 1 free" rack" and I picked up some other random (probably shitty) comedy because I didn't want to not get a free movie

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My favorite free shits to get are the shampoo and soap in a hotel room

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would never have bought one of the 6th generation iPod nanos, but I've just won one and I'm pretty amped to get it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Free.99 is my favorite price

by Anonymous 12 years ago