+216 if you became a police officer you would eat donuts and drink coffee in public in your uniform just to fill peoples' stereotypes, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Hahaha my dads a police officer, and he always tells me that he doesn't even like to go into gas stations in uniform, for fear of people thinking he's getting donuts and coffee and making fun or him!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

He has to do it at least once though. Could be funny

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Also I would arrest a crap load of black people.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

boatload* (get it? like a slave ship? HAR HAR HAR)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

...and beat up protestors...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I would eat donuts just because they're fucking delicious

by Anonymous 11 years ago