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Whenever you see somebody planking it's hard not to grab a saw and cut them in half. amirite?

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Whenever I see somebody planking it's hard not to think of them as a fucking moron.

SpearmintMilk +11Reply

@SpearmintMilk Whenever I see somebody planking it's hard not to think of them as a fucking moron.

Yeah, sometimes I just can't resist pulling the chainsaw from my ass and showing up these stupid idiots.

TheVibeAlchemist Yeah You Are +5Reply

Or walk on them...

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Yeah. everybody knows snailing is what in right now. Planking was so last month.

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+22If your favorite flavor sour patch kid cut your hair off you would eat it, otherwise you would cut its head off with the scissors and feed it to your dog, amirite?

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+92If God exists, and His primary attributes are love and mercy, you tend to think that he will not let good people perish, even if they don't accept Him. Especially because a "good person" should naturally find it hard to accept a God who will supposedly cut off the majority of humanity from Himself, even those who wanted to believe but just couldn't find Him, amirite?

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+54How to kiss a girl: 1.Grab her hips. 2.Pull her in slowly. 3.Lean in. 4.Cut her head off with a machete. 5.Sacrifice her to the dark lord satan. Amirite?

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-82Black people always say they should get the upper hand in things because their "people" had a hard past. Yet Jewish people aren't seen much differently even though their family members were tortured & not fed for years until they finally died slow deaths. They should BOTH get a little bit of slack cut, amirite?

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+160Whenever you see somebody planking it's hard not to grab a saw and cut them in half. amirite?

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-66It's really ignorant when people say we should cut the president some slack because "it's a hard job." If it's too hard, he should drop out. Simple as that. Otherwise he should actually listen to the criticism of the people he's supposed to represent, amirite?

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-7If you were a murderer you would cut off the buttocks of your victim so that way when they did the autopsy they wouldn't suspect murder because they would think "It's clear that he/she laughed so hard that their buttocks were literally dismembered from their body, therefore it is just an accidental death". amirite?

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+20tis ''hard water'' stuff i hear about on cleaning commercials wouldnt be so hard to get off if you didnt let your bathroom get that filthy, amirite?

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