People who say that they never asked to be born; don't forget, when you were still a sperm cell, nobody forced you to swim, amirite?

+167 People who say that they never asked to be born; don't forget, when you were still a sperm cell, nobody forced you to swim, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Umm... I'm pretty sure that when you orgasm, you are forcing your semen to swim...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But this particular cell had to swim harder than all the rest. XD

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Because sperm cells can consciously choose whether or not to swim.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You shouldn't start sentences with because.

by Anonymous 11 years ago