+183 Sometimes you feel just as satisfied making people dispute over your opinion equally both directions as much as you would with everyone agreeing with you, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

http://touch.amirite.net/715057

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I disagree with this post. It is not likely that I shall say anything new here. If I do, it will be of only minor significance. Nevertheless, we must hold not only this post, but also this post's expositors, accountable for their mendacious, cruel theories. Before I launch into my rant, permit me the prelude caveat that by digging a grave in which to bury liberty and freedom, this post has erected a monument to heathenism. Only it does not seem proper to say that such a thing has been "created". "Excreted", "belched", "spewed", and "spat out" are expressions more appropriate to the object here described. You see, this post's apparatchiks have been seen portraying crime-stained rabble-rousers as bed-wetting cowards. This post claimed it would take responsibility for this insidious behavior, but in fact it did nothing to fix matters or punish the culprits. This proves that I suppose it's predictable, though terribly sad, that shallow this post clones with stronger voices than minds would revert to insolent behavior. But this post has produced a large number of wretched pleas. /endrant

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Why do I get the feeling youre probably just copy and pasting this randomly to people? Heathenism?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Although heathenism wants nothing less than to redefine humanity as alienated machines/beasts and then convince everyone that they were never human to begin with, I want this comment to speak a language of reconciliation, not retaliation. I assume you already know that our current parlous situation is the result of a toxic combination of its recklessness and its helpers' cupidity, but I have something more important to tell you. I, speaking as someone who is not a snarky smart aleck, thrive on debates, statistics, and getting the facts right. And the facts in this case clearly indicate that heathenism's expedients are about as useful to society as a hundred deutsche marks were in 1923 Germany. To enter adequately into details or particulars upon this subject in such a short letter as this is quite out of the question. Hence, I will only remark here, in a general way but with all the emphasis of earnestness and truth, that if heathenism ever does burn books, it will instantly have as its implacable and passionate enemies millions of people who want to defy the international enslavement of entire peoples. Such people know that in this world, there are sententious dimbulbs.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

lolwut

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The goal of this comment is to bring about the demise of lolwut's prudish drug-induced ravings just as Charter 77 brought about the demise of communism in Czechoslovakia. If you disagree with my claim that as a time-honored expression maintains, "lolwut is unwilling to stand up for what is true and right if there is no obvious advantage to it in doing so", then read no further. I correctly predicted that lolwut would throw us into a "heads I win, tails you lose" situation. Alas, I didn't think it'd do that so effectively—or so soon. lolwut will consign most of us to the role of its servants or slaves in the immediate years ahead. When that event happens, a darkness and evil exceeding anything seen in history will descend over the world. I can hope only that before it does, people will hold out the prospect of societal peace, prosperity, and a return to sane values and certainties. Only then can we set the record straight. Fortunately, most people understand that lolwut always demands instant gratification. That's all that is of concern to it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago