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Adding "since I'm not wearing any pants" to the end of a sentence can add layers of meaning to a story. Ex: "I think I'll call a taxi, since I'm not wearing any pants." "The printer isn't working, since I'm not wearing any pants." amirite?

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I figured I'd comment on your post, since I'm not wearing any pants.

Witty_sobs avatar Witty_sob Yeah You Are +16Reply

I homepaged this, because I'm not wearing any pants.

I got that job because I wasn't wearing any pants.

I really turned my life around because I'm not wearing any pants.

PinkSponges avatar PinkSponge Yeah You Are +6Reply

I'm drinking rootbeer-flavored milk since I'm not wearing any pants...

...both of which are actually true at the moment.

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