+141 Adding "since I'm not wearing any pants" to the end of a sentence can add layers of meaning to a story. Ex: "I think I'll call a taxi, since I'm not wearing any pants." "The printer isn't working, since I'm not wearing any pants." amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I figured I'd comment on your post, since I'm not wearing any pants.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I homepaged this, because I'm not wearing any pants. I got that job because I wasn't wearing any pants. I really turned my life around because I'm not wearing any pants.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm drinking rootbeer-flavored milk since I'm not wearing any pants... ...both of which are actually true at the moment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago