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Sometimes out of the blue when you're looking at your sexy self in the mirror while washing your hands or something you'll start doing weird shit like smiling creepily or waggling your eyebrows, and then stop suddenly when you realize that stuff like that is probably why you have no friends, amirite?

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I think that's the reason I do have friends.

Makes them feel normal.

I basically just make sure every part of my face works, along with my tongue.

Chewbanshees avatar Chewbanshee Yeah You Are +25Reply

Whenever I do that I start to get freaked out by my own face....

ToastedStews avatar ToastedStew Yeah You Are +10Reply

I do this when I catch someone staring at me.

only always

BUTBUTBUT I HAVE FRIENDS!
...right?
wary smilie
...RIGHT?!?!

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are -9Reply
@Favvkes BUTBUTBUT I HAVE FRIENDS! ...right? ...RIGHT?!?!

I'm sure Favvkes can post a comment on this site where ever she pleases as long as she doesn't break any rules.

CanadiaNDPs avatar CanadiaNDP Yeah You Are +22Reply
@Favvkes BUTBUTBUT I HAVE FRIENDS! ...right? ...RIGHT?!?!

Funny how all comments complimenting Favvkes are ALWAYS Anonymous....

Anonymous +9Reply
@Favvkes BUTBUTBUT I HAVE FRIENDS! ...right? ...RIGHT?!?!

Golly gee. Favvkes commented on POTD. That hardly ever happens.

Anonymous -1Reply

I love finding out that I'm not alone in strange things like this, it reassures me that I'm not entirely crazy. Also SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION: http://amirite.net/719039 (just replace "You've always wanted to with it'd be funny if you took the gift back)

@Pergenstein I love finding out that I'm not alone in strange things like this, it reassures me that I'm not entirely crazy...

Had I come across that post randomly, I wouldn't have voted. But because you promoted it I NW'd.

@Pergenstein I love finding out that I'm not alone in strange things like this, it reassures me that I'm not entirely crazy...

Why would you promote a post with such a low score? Wouldn't that mean that you likely will just get more down votes?

@Pergenstein I love finding out that I'm not alone in strange things like this, it reassures me that I'm not entirely crazy...

That's not really being spiteful. They were unaware of the post before, then they became aware of the post and disagreed with it.

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