Sometimes out of the blue when you're looking at your sexy self in the mirror while washing your hands or something you'll start doing weird shit like smiling creepily or waggling your eyebrows, and then stop suddenly when you realize that stuff like that is probably why you have no friends, amirite?
I love finding out that I'm not alone in strange things like this, it reassures me that I'm not entirely crazy. Also SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION: http://amirite.net/719039 (just replace "You've always wanted to with it'd be funny if you took the gift back)
![Image for post In an episode of Tom & Jerry where they're attacking each other with fireworks, Tom is killed in a firework explosion that creates the 48 star U.S. flag, which Jerry salutes. He sends a letter, asking to send more cats. JOKE: Jerry has been on a cat-killing spree. Whenever he kills another cat, another star is added to the U.S. flag. Every time that happens, Jerry watches the [new flag] firework explosion, saluting the new U.S. flag. So that's 48 cats killed, now ready to add a 49th star. USA! The 13 stripes represent the first 13 cats Jerry killed & did so all at once. A real killer, amirite?](https://thumb.amirite.com/nw2Tfy02e9VLKZGIkGuGBSDLJ-4=/fit-in/432x0/https%3A%2F%2Fdata.amirite.com%2Fposts%2Ff5%2F29%2Ff4a1ad84550f.jpg)
or the door is open and your dad was staring at you the entire time
How much porn do you watch that involves a father and a daughter?
Someone hasn't watched much porn...
..I'm talking to you right now.
It's okay we all make mistakes my dear fellow.
Sounds like the start to a porno.
You've obviously never talked to me
Oh my bad
I think that's the reason I do have friends.
Makes them feel normal.
I basically just make sure every part of my face works, along with my tongue.
I also do weird things with my body
pics or it never happened
OHGODPLEASE PICS!
Whenever I do that I start to get freaked out by my own face....
I do this when I catch someone staring at me.
only always
BUTBUTBUT I HAVE FRIENDS!
...right?
...RIGHT?!?!
I'm sure Favvkes can post a comment on this site where ever she pleases as long as she doesn't break any rules.
Funny how all comments complimenting Favvkes are ALWAYS Anonymous....
Golly gee. Favvkes commented on POTD. That hardly ever happens.
I'll be your friend, Favvkes
I KNEW I WAS LOVED!!!
I love finding out that I'm not alone in strange things like this, it reassures me that I'm not entirely crazy. Also SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION: http://amirite.net/719039 (just replace "You've always wanted to with it'd be funny if you took the gift back)
Had I come across that post randomly, I wouldn't have voted. But because you promoted it I NW'd.
Why would you promote a post with such a low score? Wouldn't that mean that you likely will just get more down votes?
http://ctrlv.in/107244
I'm missing what these two posts have in common.
(Chasing_Echos) don't you just love being spiteful?
That's not really being spiteful. They were unaware of the post before, then they became aware of the post and disagreed with it.
(Pergenstein) http://ctrlv.in/107301