Gambiteer Jokes & Humour
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Also about Jokes & Humour+28In an episode of Tom & Jerry where they're attacking each other with fireworks, Tom is killed in a firework explosion that creates the 48 star U.S. flag, which Jerry salutes. He sends a letter, asking to send more cats. JOKE: Jerry has been on a cat-killing spree. Whenever he kills another cat, another star is added to the U.S. flag. Every time that happens, Jerry watches the [new flag] firework explosion, saluting the new U.S. flag. So that's 48 cats killed, now ready to add a 49th star. USA! The 13 stripes represent the first 13 cats Jerry killed & did so all at once. A real killer, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+110If only far right wingnuts had a sense of humor this would be a much better world,
Also by Gambiteer+170;) is flirtatious, :P is teasing, but ;P looks like somebody died from having a seizure, amirite?
Also by Gambiteer+31You love it when teachers are too nice for their own good, like when they can't seem to bring themselves to give a student a detention. "The next student who talks while I'm talking is going to the office!" 5 minutes later "This is your FINAL WARNING. The next student who speaks out of turn gets a detention!" 2 minutes later "Ok, NOW I'm serious..." They just can't do it, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+138If you're bilingual you can make four times as many puns, amirite?
or the door is open and your dad was staring at you the entire time
How much porn do you watch that involves a father and a daughter?
Someone hasn't watched much porn...
..I'm talking to you right now.
It's okay we all make mistakes my dear fellow.
Sounds like the start to a porno.
You've obviously never talked to me
Oh my bad
I think that's the reason I do have friends.
Makes them feel normal.
I basically just make sure every part of my face works, along with my tongue.
I also do weird things with my body
pics or it never happened
Whenever I do that I start to get freaked out by my own face....
I do this when I catch someone staring at me.
BUTBUTBUT I HAVE FRIENDS!
I'm sure Favvkes can post a comment on this site where ever she pleases as long as she doesn't break any rules.
Funny how all comments complimenting Favvkes are ALWAYS Anonymous....
Golly gee. Favvkes commented on POTD. That hardly ever happens.
I'll be your friend, Favvkes
I KNEW I WAS LOVED!!!
I love finding out that I'm not alone in strange things like this, it reassures me that I'm not entirely crazy. Also SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION: http://amirite.net/719039 (just replace "You've always wanted to with it'd be funny if you took the gift back)
Had I come across that post randomly, I wouldn't have voted. But because you promoted it I NW'd.
Why would you promote a post with such a low score? Wouldn't that mean that you likely will just get more down votes?
I'm missing what these two posts have in common.
(Chasing_Echos) don't you just love being spiteful?
That's not really being spiteful. They were unaware of the post before, then they became aware of the post and disagreed with it.