+198 The most embarrassing and dissapointing moment in pregnancy: *push, push, PUSH!* something comes out. Mother: Oh, finally! Can I see the baby? Doctor: Uhh... That was poop. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Honest question: does that actually happen?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, sometimes you poop yourself when giving birth. >.>

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're actually kind of supposed to poop on your child. The babies are not full of intestinal bacteria yet, so defecating on them serves the purpose of exposing them to bacteria in order for their body to assimilate it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought they gave you an option to get an enema before so this didn't actually happen?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Option, sure. Probably doesn't mean everyone has one though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I was younger, I didn't want to have kids because I was scared I would poop. Now I realize all the horrible shit that could happen and I couldn't care less.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This made me laugh so hard XD my sister just gave birth today!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Little did the doctor realize he was delivering his first black child.

by Anonymous 12 years ago