+142 There are two kinds of people in this world, those who admit to peeing in the shower, and dirty fucking liars, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who have fucked your mother, and your mother.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm the Mother of Lamb_of_God? Cool cool

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I legitimately just peed in the shower for the first time ever two days ago.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You've never had to pee while in the shower up until two days ago or did you just consider it taboo up until then?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I've never had to! I usually pee right before I get in the shower. And yeah, that too. It's just weird.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I truly never have. But I remember, as a kid, I was at my friend's house and she brought me to her bathroom, and told me to look as if it was really cool, and then went to her shower and peed. It was incredibly awkward to me, and then we went downstairs, and I guess she's not supposed to do that, and her mom could tell that she was acting guilty, and so her mom made me tell her what she did. It was such a weird experience overall!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I can't pee in the shower, it just feels too wrong. Even when I tried once, nothing happened.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't see a problem with it. It's your own pee, not poison. Just make sure your legs and feet are rinsed off afterwards. As long as it goes down the drain and not all over the shower and everyone else's stuff, it's fine. I still won't admit it to my family though.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't. End of story.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Ill say it... DIRTY FUCKING LIAR!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I've done it once. I'll give you that. But I don't do it. Why? I piss before I get in the shower.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Haha ya I don't really either. I don't have any problem with it I just always pop a squat and check the Amirite homepage before I get in so I don't have to go when I'm in. It happens from time to time though if I'm rushed

by Anonymous 11 years ago