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The real reason Gandalf survived his fall in the Mines of Moria is because he had Life Alert, amirite?

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I've fallen and I can't get up!

OH HELL YEAH I CAN!

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@I've fallen and I can't get up! OH HELL YEAH I CAN!

"I've fallen and I can't get up!"
"Ok sir, where are you?"
"I don't know yet... I'm still falling"

ali_d Yeah You Are +5Reply

He did die though. He just got reborn

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