+149 The real reason Gandalf survived his fall in the Mines of Moria is because he had Life Alert, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I've fallen and I can't get up! OH HELL YEAH I CAN!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"I've fallen and I can't get up!" "Ok sir, where are you?" "I don't know yet... I'm still falling"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

He did die though. He just got reborn

by Anonymous 11 years ago