You sometimes hear people say they wished mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. But can you imagine if they actually did? The anorexics of the world would probably start breeding them. "I lost four pounds a day just by sitting by the pond!", amirite?

And then we'd have huge mosquitoes. Imagine how gross it'd be to kill em..

I can imagine a company trying to make a product out of it. "Who needs a healthy diet combined with excercise? For just $19.99 you can get a box of mosquitos!"

Third world countries would eventually become empty as well.

I only disagreed because I've never heard anyone say that.

I thought people were anorexic because they had eating disorders.