+317 You sometimes hear people say they wished mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. But can you imagine if they actually did? The anorexics of the world would probably start breeding them. "I lost four pounds a day just by sitting by the pond!", amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And then we'd have huge mosquitoes. Imagine how gross it'd be to kill em..

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Third world countries would eventually become empty as well.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I can imagine a company trying to make a product out of it. "Who needs a healthy diet combined with excercise? For just $19.99 you can get a box of mosquitos!"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Call now and we'll double the offer.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But wait! If you call in the next 3 minutes, we'll also include a free meat grinder (just pay extra processing and handling)!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I thought people were anorexic because they had eating disorders.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's half eating half mental disorder I think. There is a better word than mental for it, I just forgot...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I only disagreed because I've never heard anyone say that.

by Anonymous 11 years ago