The ocean is so beautiful. There is nothing quite as majestic as wading in dihydrogen monoxide and whale sperm, amirite?

+140 The ocean is so beautiful. There is nothing quite as majestic as wading in dihydrogen monoxide and whale sperm, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sometimes I pretend the shreds of kelp and seaweed are the pubic hairs from Posiedon's ballsac. Mmm mmm mmm

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Don't forget fish shit.

by Anonymous 11 years ago