-58 Guys: You don't understand "Fifty Shades of Grey." How do you jack off when there are no pictures, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's an invaluable skill that few possess.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Imagination! *does rainbow hand motion while saying the word*

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Just to clarify- "50 shades of grey" is not it's own category. It's erotica, which has been around for ages.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Easy. Grab binoculars and hide in a bush near a hot girls house. Problem solved, and no pictures. (I'm joking, to those who will take me seriously.)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I agree! (I'm serious, to all those who wish I was joking.)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Men tend to be more turned on by sexy images, while more women like to read erotica, such as 50 Shades of Grey.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I like both.... Cool?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I like to read erotica, but not 50 Shades of Grey. It's too full of "holy shit"s and "holy crap"s.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Same, 50 Shades of Grey made me want to poke out my eyes.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Is there a lot of adjectives and stuff? "The sparkly vampire boy breathed softly into the Fork's girl's breast..." I hate when fanfic writers do that. I'm trying to fap, not read an actual story. Christ. (Also I hate myself for writing that)

by Anonymous 11 years ago