People should stop baking things with love. Eventually, some greedy bastard scientist over at Coca-Cola will figure out love's formula, chemically reproduce it, and then get starving Chinese children to do nonstop manual labor in Coke's factories, producing the most amount of LOVE#57 for the least cost as Coke's CEO sits on a pile of coins, smoking a cigar, laughing maniacally as he rolls it in. So next time someone asks you what's in the cookies, just say, "Fuck you, that's what." Amirite?

Who do you think you are? Some kind of psychic? Huh? HUH?

Guise.
Guise I'm on to something.
Guise seriously.
Guise.
MAYBE HE WAS MAKING A JOKE.

This will never get POTD

Are you just an an idiot or what? You seem to be completely oblivious to the fact that it already is.

I'm....scared.

Anyone else think it would be really awkward if someone who knew brettward in real life stumbled upon his amirite account?

Very few people irl know about the account. Those who do don't look at it. That being said, I'm still pretty much like this on facebook. It's not stuff like this I want to hide. It's the serious stuff I want to hide. I'm a real life and facebook troll basically.

Everybody gets fucked, that's what.

the slogan for the food could be "it's orgasmic!"

Says "coca cola".....

Actually...http://ctrlv.in/106427

I can't even try to comprehend what's going on in that picture e.e

Why would a chemical that simulated home-made-ness have contagions?

Ehh, nice try, but no.

Way to kill it

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium You.

• Yttrium Oxygen Uranium

Then explain one other outward effect love could have on inanimate objects?

MLIA still exists?!

bahahahahahaa