+512 People should stop baking things with love. Eventually, some greedy bastard scientist over at Coca-Cola will figure out love's formula, chemically reproduce it, and then get starving Chinese children to do nonstop manual labor in Coke's factories, producing the most amount of LOVE#57 for the least cost as Coke's CEO sits on a pile of coins, smoking a cigar, laughing maniacally as he rolls it in. So next time someone asks you what's in the cookies, just say, "Fuck you, that's what." Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love Coke. <3333

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh my gosh... wow. Never thought of it like that. I guess its angood thing I drink pepsi

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Says "coca cola"..... lolwut

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Holy shit this would make such a great stand up joke. I fucking love this. I want to have sex with this post. Well I want to have sex with pretty much everything, but that's besides the point.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm....scared.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Anyone else think it would be really awkward if someone who knew brettward in real life stumbled upon his amirite account?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Very few people irl know about the account. Those who do don't look at it. That being said, I'm still pretty much like this on facebook. It's not stuff like this I want to hide. It's the serious stuff I want to hide. I'm a real life and facebook troll basically.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Was 57 a contagion refrence?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why would a chemical that simulated home-made-ness have contagions?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if someone finds the recipe for "fuck you, that's what" then what?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Everybody gets fucked, that's what.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the slogan for the food could be "it's orgasmic!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But that's the secret Krabby patty formula.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually...http://ctrlv.in/106427

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can't even try to comprehend what's going on in that picture e.e

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Baskin Robbins is way ahead of you bro http://ctrlv.in/106434

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That would actually be pretty easy (compared to how complicated it sounds) to do. Measure the pheromone concentrations around a mom cooking fro her kid, make a concentrate of the elevated pheromone, and add it to your food products. all you need is a very sensitive pheromone sensor and extensive knowledge of human pheromones.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ehh, nice try, but no.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then explain one other outward effect love could have on inanimate objects?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Way to kill it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium You.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

* Yttrium Oxygen Uranium

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Add edible letters that spell out love?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, what are we, MLIA? This isn't even remotely funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

MLIA still exists?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

bahahahahahaa

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But without love, we just have fruitcake left. D:

by Anonymous 12 years ago