It took Harry seven years, destroying eight horcruxes, losing countless friends and allies, when all along all he had to do was call up Mary Poppins, amirite?

So you didn't see the opening ceremony, huh? You really missed out!

Part of the Olympics opening ceremony was a scene where a little girl was reading in bed, then all of a sudden all these villains from British literature appeared. Then a flock of Mary Poppinses came in to save the day.

why is that offensive? It's a nightmare in a child's mind. Assuming they didn't finish the series, what did you expect to happen?

what happened?

I was just ticked because that's not how it's supposed to go. I was amking a joke. note the "lol"

Mary Poppins would be dead instantly in the face of Voldemort. Only Harry Potter can kill him.