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Next Olympics, the flag bearers should all be bears, amirite?

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That'll only happen when the Olympics are held in Russia.

@douloureux That'll only happen when the Olympics are held in Russia.

I know. Two people had downvoted his comment and I figured that was the reason. It hunk their urgent nonexistence proves me right.

@douloureux That'll only happen when the Olympics are held in Russia.

Just to make it clear for everyone, this is not a soviet Russia joke; bears are Russia's natoonal animal.

This just makes me picture all the countries having literal bears and then great britain having Bear Grylls holding their flag. Then he'll kill all the other bears in an effort to survive in the treacherous climate of an Olympic stadium.

Also he'll probably drink his own piss. Good protein.

@rowanne This just makes me picture all the countries having literal bears and then great britain having Bear Grylls holding...

I'm sorry. I just have to do this. There is no protein on urine. Only amino acids which are the monomers of proteins. If there is protein in your urine, you probably have or are going to have some serious kidney problems

@rowanne This just makes me picture all the countries having literal bears and then great britain having Bear Grylls holding...

I actually knew that, haha. It's sort of an inside joke with any man vs wild fans; whenever Bear eats something gross he always justifies it with "it's good protein"

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