Some-days you regret not strangling yourself with your umbilical cord when you had the chance, amirite?

+64 Some-days you regret not strangling yourself with your umbilical cord when you had the chance, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I WAS being strangled by my umbilical cord when I was born. I was an emergency C-section because of it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Me too. I tried but failed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago