+213 A womans, 'I'll be ready in five minutes,' and a mans, 'I'll be home in five minutes,' are exactly the same, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My old English teacher used to blame her lateness on CPT, colored people time (she was black). Not really sure how this is relevant.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe it was 'Car Parking Time' seeing as she's a woman.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A lot of people in the Muslim community here always come late. If people are invited over for 6:30, the first person will come at 7 and the last person by like 7:45

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You'd make a great detective, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, it is the same because they are both five minutes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago