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A ghost could be humping you right now, and you would never know it, amirite?

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Cover your mouth when you yawn! A ghost could stick his dick in there and you'd never know...

i hope its a sexy ghost goo smilie

That's basically my goal when I die. Hump people as a ghost.

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There was a ghost!! Yeah! This is ectoplasm! shifty eyes >.>

Lamb_of_Gods avatar Lamb_of_God Yeah You Are +12Reply

I'd be quite flattered. I mean, 7 billion people in the world and this ghost chose to hump me.

Starlight_dragons avatar Starlight_dragon Yeah You Are +56Reply

gst smiliejolly smilie

notmuchnotmuchs avatar notmuchnotmuch Yeah You Are +39Reply

Considering I just farted I don't think said ghost will be too interested in me anymore.

Who you gonna call?

Anonymous +13Reply
@Who you gonna call?

If I was a ghost I would follow them around and hump them for a day.

SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +16Reply

Yo Danny phantom he was just fourteen...

ToastedStews avatar ToastedStew Yeah You Are +11Reply
@ToastedStew Yo Danny phantom he was just fourteen...

When his parents built a VERY "strange" machine o.O...

Lamb_of_Gods avatar Lamb_of_God Yeah You Are +9Reply

Designed to hump the world unseen...

ToastedStews avatar ToastedStew Yeah You Are +9Reply
@ToastedStew Designed to hump the world unseen...

I thought I did.... oh well, now that's just a really awkward comment when taken out of context

ToastedStews avatar ToastedStew Yeah You Are +6Reply
@ToastedStew Designed to hump the world unseen...

You should add it as a reply rather than a new comment. Lol

Lamb_of_Gods avatar Lamb_of_God Yeah You Are +2Reply

oh god...

Marmelises avatar Marmelise Yeah You Are +8Reply

::futurama fry::
Not sure if http://ctrlv.in/105809 or http://ctrlv.in/105810

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +8Reply

I hope so.

brunetterox915s avatar brunetterox915 Yeah You Are +6Reply

Insert random joke about ghosts ba dum tss

Anonymous +5Reply

i can see ghosts, so i know any time one tries, and when i glare at them, they feel uncomfortable and leave me alone. sometimes they bring me ghost cookies to apologize for their poor conduct. I, at least, cannot eat them, but it is the thought that counts.

Now I'm feeling really awful for the kid in The Sixth Sense...

monstrositys avatar monstrosity Yeah You Are +2Reply
@monstrosity Now I'm feeling really awful for the kid in The Sixth Sense...

Lmao! Bruce Willis was trying to hump him through the whole movie!..... oh yeah, if anyone here hasn't seen the movie, Bruce is a ghost the whole time.

Lamb_of_Gods avatar Lamb_of_God Yeah You Are 0Reply

So that's what the breeze is from...

Psychochemicals avatar Psychochemical Yeah You Are +1Reply

Oh yeah ghost come get me!! Wait then I would have ghost children

Anonymous +1Reply

;A;

Anonymous -1Reply

What's the similiarity between ghost and ordinary teenager? Invincible penis.

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@What's the similiarity between ghost and ordinary teenager? Invincible penis.

An invincible penis sounds like either the best super power ever or the absolute lamest.

Either way, that's one member of the X-Men that probably would not be featured in the films...

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