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You've had days where you were so preoccupied you caught yourself doing things that didn't make any sense, like running the dishwasher with nothing in it or trying to put a bra on over your bra, amirite?

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I ALWAYS put on 2 bras when I'm zoned out

davidsplanteIIs avatar davidsplanteII +12Reply
@davidsplanteII I ALWAYS put on 2 bras when I'm zoned out

I know, right? Sometimes your cups just need cup support.

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +13Reply
@davidsplanteII I ALWAYS put on 2 bras when I'm zoned out

Yeah it's really annoying when they get depressed and need a partner

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I cracked an egg. Put the yolk in the sink and the shell in the cake mix.

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